To 3 or not to 3 – The Poem

I am the eldest of 4 and the father of 2

A question came up, I’m not sure what to do.

Our peers are announcing baby 3 and 4

It got us thinking are we ready for more.

I’m still reeling from number 1 and 2

Do I really want more nappies and poo

It’s a lot to consider and a lot will change

But I’m experienced now so it’s within my range

If I get stressed I could have a whisky

Actually that’s how it started cause I got too frisky

There’s the nappies, the poos, the wee in the face

The dummies, the rattles and a lot less space

3 weddings, 3 schools 3 mouths to feed

All this money from one little seed

I will need a new car, a new bedroom, a pram

It might be easier if we move to a farm

New toys, new clothes, a new bed to find

I’m freaking out, I must be out of my mind

Ok let’s do it, lets try for one more

Or lets practice at least it’s not much of a chore

We can deal with any issues we can take it all on the chin

Oh sh!t  I forgot what if it is one of a twin.

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